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Once upon a time, I was in a video store with my then boyfriend trying to pick out a movie to watch. I picked up John Carpenter's Vampires, and proceeded to tell the boy about the coolest scene in the movie, where a guy uses his hot-from-being-fired gun to cauterize a wound he received. Said boyfriend looks at me, shakes his head, and says, "You're not like other girls, Betty."

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Mike Tyson has found a new job: male escort. Heidi Fleiss, famed Hollywood madam, has gotten all her permits and everything in place to open a new brothel for women in Nevada, and Mike Tyson is going to be one of the escorts. Because I'm sure that a convicted rapist and alleged abuser would make a great ho. I'm sure he doesn't have to have control at all. < /sarcasm >

O.J. Simpson is publishing a book entitled "If I Did It." A "hypothetical" look at what the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman "might" have been like. While he still hasn't payed a dime due to the victims families from the civil suit he lost. Not that this isn't the most tasteless thing I've heard of in a long time anyway, it becomes more so when you think to ask, "What does this do for the children Simpson and Brown had together?"

And finally, did a cat give birth to puppies? A lady in Brazil is claiming that her cat mated with a neighbor's dog and gave birth to...kuppies? pittens? I'm not sure what you would call it. Now, I may be a bit of a conspiracy theorist, but isn't Brazil one of the countries that genetecists are flocking to based on their lax experimentation laws? Couldn't be...