I'm no match for Jack Handy

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

*The guys in back are listening to "Lay Down Sally" right now. I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

*Speaking of songs stuck in your head, if I hear that Gnarls Barkley song "Crazy" again today, I may just go crazy. Do radio stations not realize that they ruin songs by playing them so much?

*I just helped a customer who lives on Mary Jane Circle. I swear. You can't make this shit up.

*This morning when I walked into my living room, my nose was assaulted with the stench of dog piss. The whole front half of my house, in fact, stinks of it. But I cannot find where the offense took place. When I get home from work tonight, I'll have to start pulling furniture out to make sure it's not underneath the couch or something. And then the dogs and I are going to have a little talking-to. I doubt they're looking forward to that one.

*My sunburn is at the itchy stage. Which I'm sure is no end of amusing to the people around me.

*I heard Social Distortion playing over the muzac at the restaraunt we ate at last night. Like what happened with Sarah of the Goon Squad, it made me feel a little old, and a lot less "edgy." (Because I'm edgy, dammit!)

*My local Irish Fest is coming up. I can't wait! I'm probably going to volunteer again this year. The great thing about volunteering is that you get free beer. Ahh, you gotta' love the Irish.

*My daughter is the queen of gross. Yesterday she grabbed my face, tilted it up, and said "Eeewww, mommy has boogies." I'm no end of proud.