FOAD Thursday #2
It's this time again already?
Oh well, fuck off and die, annoying coworker. You know I bring the same thing to eat for breakfast everyday; in fact I've been doing it for over a year. You know that I pack exactly enough to satisfy myself. Your constant questioning whether I brought some for you is a pain in my ass. Especially when you get upset if I say no, but still try to play it off like a joke. You're not fooling anyone. You're a grown woman, I should think you'd be able to make your own breakfast, hopefully one that fits into your diet plan, like mine does not. Which you make sure to bitch about if I do share with you, while I'm still hungry. Grrr, you're so irritating!
Also, a big fuck off and die to the semi driver that forced me off the road yesterday. I understand that semis make wide right turns, and have no problem getting out of their way. But do you really need 40 feet to get back into your appropriate lane?