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Once upon a time, I was in a video store with my then boyfriend trying to pick out a movie to watch. I picked up John Carpenter's Vampires, and proceeded to tell the boy about the coolest scene in the movie, where a guy uses his hot-from-being-fired gun to cauterize a wound he received. Said boyfriend looks at me, shakes his head, and says, "You're not like other girls, Betty."

Name::Braindead Betty
From::Indy, Indiana, United States

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

There was a little blurb in the local paper’s health section that said shampoos and soaps containing lavender and tea tree oils can cause breast growth in boys. While I feel sorry for the boys this happened to, I couldn’t help buy immediately think of the possibility of switching your man’s soap so he’ll have a little more sympathy when you complain about the girls. Of course, you’ll be stuck with a guy who has man-boobs then. I can’t decide if it would be worth it.

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