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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Here are some fun searches that have led people to my site:

Under the heading of "What the Fuck?"

• Sarunas Jasikevicius wedding pictures
• braindead machine head (sounds like a good premise for a Twilight Zone)
• drafthorse laydown 1..100
• mommy's little monster baby (is that kind of like in Dawn of the Dead, or are you talking about the album?)
• woowoo weewoo song
• orwell shot the elephant because of peer pressure

Porn or not?

• neighbors who witness spanking
• "under surveillance" men at play
• brazilian virgin auction
• betty boobs (sorry, those are all mine.)
• adults-are-punished pain
• flickr chest shaving

Under Surveillance sparks paranoia

• rock quarry video surveillance
• "dollar general" surveillance
• i think my house is under surveillance

Dump his ass

• "because he can't do shit"
• my boyfriend threatened to call cops (I'm no expert, but I bet that's a bad sign)

Etc.

• undercover police cars (they're the ones with all the antenna)
• quarry "skinny dipping" (I highly recommend it, but I suggest avoiding the cliff jumping part.)
• oj simpson trial under surveillance (did you miss all of 1994?)
• neighbor threatens to kill dog (you have neighbors that are a bit off, too, huh?)
• how to make a homemade ouija bored (I can't believe you got ouija right, but used the wrong form of board/bored.)